Textie post.
Today was my last day of work for the summer. I will miss it.
I move back to school in a little less than two weeks.
I visit my girlfriend in less than two days.
My life is so good.
Almost perfect.
Inventing: with the House of Love
- Cam: I love when apartment advertisements say they have a "modern refridgerator" but really it is just a refrigerator like ours.
- Chuck: Yeah, when I think modern refrigerator, I think of like, stainless steel and a drawer that pulls out at the bottom.
- Angie: I think that there should be a touch screen keypad that you can use to call McDonalds or Chinese to fill your fridge up with.
- Cam: Yeah, and once you call, the food just teleports into the fridge.
- (pause)
- Cam: What if your laptop pulled apart and the screen was an iPad that you could just take with you?
Overheard in the House Of Love
- Cameron: But now we know how much money it would take to let someone pee on him.
- Chuck: But why would I pay someone to let me pee on them? I would just pee on them. I wouldn't pay them at all.
We are eating pizza while projecting a picture of pizza onto the wall.
Pickup Lines with Cameron (via text)
- Cameron: There are 21 letters in the alphabet, right?
- Me: There are 26...
- Cameron: Oh, you're right. I forgot U R A Q T.
- Me: OMG you're gross.
Cameron is bringing us a McDonalds feast.
I am staying awake just for him and our love McDonalds.
True love.
Cameron Knows What I Like
- Cameron had a stomach ache, and we think he has an ulcer, so I told him to drink a glass of milk to coat the lining of his stomach.
- Me: Cam, do you feel better since you drank the milk?
- Cameron: Yes, if my pain level was at an 8 before, it is a 4 now. You SHOULD have been a doctor, you're right.
- Me: I know, right? I thought about going into Pediatrics.
- Cameron: Ohh, you would have been like Matthew McConaughey in The Wedding Planner.
- Me: Only, I am way more attractive than Matthew McConaughey.
- Cameron: Oh my god, and you could get with Jennifer Lop....no wait. You could have that Latina lesbian from Grey's Anatomy.
- Me: OH MY GOD Cameron you know what I like.
She's A What?
- Me: Kellie had a baby! With a boy! I thought she was a lesbian!
- Stina: No, she is a bisexual.
- Cameron: She's a what?
- Me: A buh-sex-yul.
- Stina: *glares*
- Me: He only responds to that phrase if you use "buh-sex-yul."
"Ew, I’m not going to the MedCheck in sweatpants. What kind of self-respecting homo do you take me for?"
Cameron
