Breasts are not funny, they are serious business.
Oh I just can't wait...
…to have my own place. …to go back to school. …to open this show. …to go to England. …to live in England. …to go back to school. …to be a teacher. …to buy a new car. …to fall in love. …to have a family.
I Am A Gemini (Most of this is extremely...
The people who were born in this period are widely known for their dual personalities and ability to change mood from moment to moment. Although they hate to be tied down, they make lively, entertaining and romantic partners, even if they can be rather fickle if bored or unhappy. The twin sides of their nature are perpetually pulling in opposite directions. Their brains are subtle and brilliant...
Woke up this morning feeling like P. Diddy.– From my head.
Oompa loompa oompa loompa.
Once you’re dead, you’re out, unless you become a zombie.– Huge
The Man Your Man Could Smell Like →
The Tale of the Three Brothers
ashleighnoel: A story from “Tales of Beedle the Bard” There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, so they simple waved their wants and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They...
This just makes my day. →
Let’s see how this switch goes. I am gonna keep my normal blog til I get used to this, but so far I may like this better. Here we go!